After a Gypsy wedding caused a huge brawl, the best man ended up in court.

In front of the judge, he was trying to explain the traditions of a "Romany" wedding.

Gypsy Best Man: "Well, it was like this, your honour, it is the custom for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I was doing, nice and close like, the groom then comes over and kicks the bride in the cunt as hard as he could."

Judge: "Gosh, that must have been painful."

Gypsy Best Man: "Hurt? You are not kidding, he broke three of me fucking fingers."