You give an African 2 pounds a month and what do they do? Buy a fucking trumpet!

They had shooting practise with Rob Green today, 4000 shots and not one goal.
Tommorrow Green and Heskey are gonna train with the rest of the England squad.

South African police admit to problems with drug dealers, thieves and sex fiends at the world cup. A spokesman said it will return to normal when John Terry's family go home.

If you are wondering what those things are making that annoying hooting noise during the world cup games they are called niggers.

Because of John Terry, Wayne Bridge is refusing to play for England whilst he remains in the team. It's a pity he didn't shag Emile Heskey's missus before the World Cup.