The F Word
(Correct use of the F word)




When is the word @#$% Acceptable?



There have been only Twelve times in history when the F word was considered acceptable for us.



They are:






12. What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912




11. What the @#$% was that!?
-- Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945






10. Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?
-- Custer, 1877





9. Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.
-- Einstein, 1938


8. It does so @#$%ing look like her!
-- Picasso, 1926


7. How the @#$% did you work that out?
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC










6. You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?
Michelangelo, 1566!






5. Where the @#$% am I?
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937






4. Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!
Noah, 4314 BC








3 . What do you mean there is no @%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?
Martha Stewart, 2005






2. Aw cmon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?
Bill Clinton, 1998








And, a drum roll please!






1. Geez, I didnt think theyd get that @%#*^ing mad.
Saddam Hussein,
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