A scouser Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days....................



"When I were a young fella, my mother would send me down t' corner store wi' a shilling, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs, and a packet o tobacco.

Yer can't do that now.


Too many fucken security cameras."