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lost in the Australian outback
Category:
Women Jokes
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Contributor:
mal
 JOKE TEXT


A tourist has spent many days lost in the Australian outback without water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has taken his last breath,when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook and she has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

"Well," says the genie... "You know how I work, you have three wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust a HMRC genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."

***POOF***

The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"OK",says the Genie. "What's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

"OK." says the Genie."You have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says. "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He is turned into a tampon

And, the moral of the story:


If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.


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