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Senior health care solution
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Senior health care solution -

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you due to recent cuts - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPís and 4 illegal immigrants!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison .... where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Dental problems ? - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hips, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now).
Games room , Television Room, Library , Hobbies ... all catered for. Cigarettes .. recreational drugs available .
And who will be paying for all of this? .... The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore, but you still get to vote...
IS Great Britain A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?


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