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Category:
Wrinklies Jokes
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Contributor:
asbomick1
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Theres an elderly man and woman sitting in the conservatory of an old peoples home.
The old man turns to the old woman and says , "If you pay me five pounds, I will have sex with you on that rocking chair over there.
For ten pounds, I will have sex with you on that couch.
But for twenty pounds, I will ll take you to my room, light a few candles and give you a romantic evening of passion you will never forget."
The woman considers it a moment and then, after searching through her purse, produces a twenty pound note.
The old man says, "So, you want the romantic night in my room, eh?"
The old woman replies, "No, I want it four times in the rocker."!!


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