Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:





"I will be home when I want, if I want and at what time

I want -- and I dont expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless

I tell you that I wont be home for dinner.

I will go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing

when I want with my old buddies, and dont you

give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?"



His new bride said:

"No, thats fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven oclock every night...whether youre here or not."