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40th wedding anniversary
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Wife Jokes
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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I am getting you a headstone

that reads, "Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever"!"



"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I am getting you a headstone

that reads, "Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last"!"



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