Two gay men were stopped at a red light when a big truck crunched into the back of their car. The driver got out and walked back to the truck driver and said, "You idiot! Look at what you've done to our car! You're going to pay for this!"

"Oh, yeah?" shouted the truck driver. "Blow me!"

The gay man went back to his car and told his buddy, "Good news! He wants to settle out of court!"