Little Johnnie walks into the bathroom just as his Mom is stepping out of the shower.
She tries to cover up,but he sees everything.
Mommy,whats that between your legs?
Mom has to think quick,the kids only 7 years old.So she says,your Dad and I were on a camping trip,he was chopping some wood and slipped and hit me with the ax.
Johnnie says,wow!Right in the cunt,huh?