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BLIND LUCK
Category:
Golf Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
asbomick1
 JOKE TEXT


Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are chatting. Nicklaus says, "I love your music."

Stevie Wonder says, "I love playing golf. Want to play sometime?"

"You play golf?" asks Jack. "I thought you were blind. How can a blind man play golf?"

"Oh, I just get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and talk to me. I hear his voice and aim towards him. Then he leads me to the ball before moving towards the green. I just aim at his voice," explains Stevie.

"But how do you putt?" Nicklaus asks.

"Oh, my caddie leans down by the hole. I aim at the sound of his voice."

Nicklaus says, "What is your handicap?"

"Scratch," says Stevie. Nicklaus is incredulous. "We must play sometime."

Stevie replies, "Well, okay, but I must warn you: I only play for money, and I never play for less than $1,000 a hole."

Nicklaus grins. "OK, I'm up for that. When do you want to play?"

"I don't care, Jack; any night next week is good for me!"


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