I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life. Just kept going on and on about a huge rave


Don't send any money in for the Tokyo Tsunami Appeal, they are rich anyway. I have just seen a bloke on telly getting interviewed outside his house and he has two massive fucking boats on his drive.


I've been chatting to my mate who lives in Tokyo on MSN since I heard the news. It's really harrowing to hear what's happening over there, his brother is missing and his apartment building is on fire. I really wish them all the best in recovering from this disaster. Also, he shits himself every time I send a nudge


I've just seen a nice little Japanese restaurant down on the seafront. It must be new, it wasn't there yesterday


I have often wondered what makes Japanese people tick....... Geiger counters apparently