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Two southern - businessmen
Category:
Office Jokes
Rating:
4.00
Contributor:
CHJ
 JOKE TEXT


Two southern - businessmen in London - were sitting down for a
break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasnt ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what were selling.


No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Yorkshireman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked Whats tha sellin ere?

One of the men replied sarcastically, Were selling arse-holes.


Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said, Thas doing well-----Only two left!



Southerners - God bless em - should not mess with Yorkshiremen



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