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Men, women, and their poems
Category:
Girly Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
CHJ
 JOKE TEXT


WOMANS POEM



Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, whos not a creep,
One whos handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One wholl call, not wait for weeks. I pray hes gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man wholl make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.




MANS POEM



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesnt rhyme and I dont give a shit.







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