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Scouse lad goes for a job at sea
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Scouse lad goes for a job at sea, the captain says "Have you any experience away at sea?". "No" the lad says "but I'm honest!" The Captain takes him on and off they sail, after 3 weeks at sea the lad is busy swabbing the decks, when a big wave crashes over and sweeps the scouse lad overboard. The 1st mate runs to the captain and says, "You know the scouse lad we took on, the one who said he was honest? Well he has just fucked off with your mop!"


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