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POKER CLUB
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Wrinklies Jokes
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Contributor:
ASBOMICK1
 JOKE TEXT


JEWISH POKER CLUB

Six retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo
clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and
drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing,
but standing up. At the end of the game, Finklestein looks around and asks,

"So, who's gonna tell his vife?"

They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the low card and has to carry the news.

They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any
worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is
my middle name. Leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyer's condo and knocks on the door. The wife
answers through the door and asks what he wants? Goldberg declares: "Your
husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."

"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.

"I'll do my best." says Goldberg.


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