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Milking the Cow
Category:
Girly Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
CHJ
 JOKE TEXT


A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.

Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldnt remove the instrument from his member.

He read the manual but didnt find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.

Finally, he decided to call the suppliers Customer Service Hot Line with his mobile phone (Thank god for mobile phones!).

Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cows udder?

Dont worry, replied the customer service rep, The machine will release automatically once its collected two gallons.

Have a nice day.....


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