A man moves into a nudist colony.

He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current
photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a Nudist colony, he cuts a
photo in half & mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of
the photo!

Hes really worried but then remembers how bad his Grandmothers eyesight
is & hopes she wont notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother.

It says: Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle. .. . . It makes
your nose look too short.

Love,
Grandma