A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a
nude beach in Miami. As the boy walks along the sand,
he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger
than his mothers, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, The bigger they are, the sillier
the lady is.

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the
ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the
men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man
is.

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to
the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and
promptly tells his mother:

Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach,
and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets