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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008...
Category:
Girly Jokes
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Contributor:
D Harris
 JOKE TEXT


Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008...




Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection,
make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use
the internet and they wont bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you
still cant help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you 200.00 and a substantial tax cut
saves you 30.00?

Number 2

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
millions and millions of cows in the E.E.C. we havent got a clue as to
where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we
should put the Ministry Agriculture in charge of Immigration?



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