I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... He was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and thats when the fight started . . .