"Four Worms"
A Sunday Sermon!




A minister decided that a visual demonstration
would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


The first worm was put
into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put
into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into
a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into
a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon,
the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol -
Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke -
Dead .



Third worm in chocolate syrup -
Dead


Fourth worm in good clean soil -
Alive. < /SPAN>


So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration? < /B>


Maxine, who was sitting in the back,
quickly raised her hand and said,


"As long as you drink,
smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"