>>>> THE BOOK REPORT
>>>>
>>>> Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by
>>>> Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book
>>>> report,
>>>>
>>>> with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His
>>>> cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
>>>>
>>>> Titanic:..... $29.99.
>>>> Clinton :..... $29.99.
>>>>
>>>> Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read.
>>>> Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read.
>>>>
>>>> Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
>>>> subsequent catastrophe.
>>>> Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
>>>> subsequent catastrophe.
>>>>
>>>> Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
>>>> Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshite artist.
>>>>
>>>> Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
>>>> Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.
>>>>
>>>> Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
>>>> Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
>>>>
>>>> Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
>>>> Clinton :..... Let's not go there.
>>>>
>>>> Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
>>>> Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
>>>>
>>>> Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
>>>> Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
>>>>
>>>> Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
>>>> Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
>>>>
>>>> Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
>>>> Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.