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golf vs. sex
Category:
Golf Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
D Harris
 JOKE TEXT


> > David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
> >
> > #10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
> >
> > #9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a
> >couple of beers.
> >
> > #8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
> >
> > #7... Foursomes are encouraged.
> >
> > #6.. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
> >
> > #5... Three times a day is possible.
> >
> > #4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone
> >else.
> >
> > #3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.
> >
> > #2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're
> >finished.
> >
> > And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
> >
> > #1... If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!


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