I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me
today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve
inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I had started and had not
finished and, before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage
of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of
the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece