> > A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When
> >they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
>
> > "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
> > "Oh mama", she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So
> > romantic"......Suddenly she burst out crying.
> >
> "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most
> > horrible language--things I'd never heard before! I mean, all
> > these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home! PLEASE
> >MAMA!"
> > "Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay
> >with
> > your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so
> >awful? WHAT
> > 4-letter words?"
> > "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter. "I'm
> >so
> > embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
> >
> "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell
> >your
> > mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
> > Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he u sed words like:
> >dust,
> > wash, iron, and cook..."
> > "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother