>>> >>The Bacon Tree
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>>> >>
>>> >>Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and
>>> >>close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for
>>> >>the inevitable,
>>> >>when all of a sudden.......
>>> >>
>>> >>"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
>>> >>
>>> >>"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
>>> >>
>>> >>So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune,
>>> >>and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
>>> >>
>>> >>There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon,
>>> >>back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured
>>> >>pig meat.
>>> >>
>>> >>"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
>>> >>
>>> >>"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't
>>> >>forget"
>>> >>
>>> >>"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like
>>> >>bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
>>> >>
>>> >>And with that ....Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5



>>> >>metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a
>>> >>machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is
>>> >>clear he is mortally wounded but. true friend that he is, he
>>> >>manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
>>> >>
>>> >>"Pepe...go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree"
>>> >>
>>> >>"Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
>>> >>
>>> >>"Pepe..ees not a bacon tree...
>>> >>
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>>> >>Ees
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>>> >>Ees
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>>> >>Ees
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>>> >>Eees a Ham Bush.