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SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25
Category:
Job Jokes
Rating:
2.00
Contributor:
D Harris
 JOKE TEXT


SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25

1. You leave clubs before the end to 'beat the rush'. (worst still you
don't go to the clubs)

2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going
clubbing the night before.

3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer / basketball
player and start
dreaming of having a son who might instead.

4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property
section.

5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.

6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park.

7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them
because they'll be
alright for the DIY or in the garden.

8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.

9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of
the newspaper, you suddenly see both the
benefit and money saving properties of most of the things that are in
it.

10. You start to worry about your parents' health.

11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to
buy costs between
200 and 500 quid.

12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace
And Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant
assumes they are for your children.

13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.

14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really
nice half-bottle of house red.

15. You always have enough milk in.

16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go
clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the
mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents.

17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time
Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in. Grand Designs also appeals.

18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.

19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.

20. You wish you had a shed.

21. You have a shed.

22. You actually find yourself saying 'They don't make 'em like that
anymore' and 'I remember when there were only 4
TV channels' and 'Not in my day....'

23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has
some really interesting guests on.

24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus,
You tut at rowdy school children.

25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.

26. You find yourself saying 'is it cold in here or is it just me

27. You understand the above and forward it to your fellow aging
friends.



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