The Gay Guy
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> In a pub in Alice Springs at the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge
>Aboriginal bloke. Two metres tall and weighing 150 kilos.
>He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man
>walks in the bar and sits beside him.
> After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to
>say something to the big Aboriginal.
> Leaning over towards the Aboriginal he whispers, "Do you want a
>blow-job?"
> At this the massive Aboriginal leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks
>the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool.
>He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
>bruised and battered in the car park, and then returned to his seat and sat
>back down at the bar.
> Amazed at what just happened, the barman quickly brings over another
>beer.
>"I've never seen you react like that before Jackie", he says, "Just what
>did he say to you?"
> "I'm not sure", the big Aboriginal replies, "something about a job...."
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