>> POLICE OFFICER
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>> A police officer was rushed to the hospital with an
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>> inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and
advised
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>> him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept
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>> feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
>>
>>
>> Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors
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>> hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to
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>> pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at
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>> what was making him so uncomfortable.
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>>
>> Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide
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>> strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come
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>> off easily. Written in large black letters was the
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>> sentence.
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>>
>> "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket
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>> to last
week."