> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
> the
> doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
> The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and
> being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or
> bottle-fed?
> "Breast-fed," she replied.
> "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
> She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
> breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
> Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this
> baby
> is underweight. You don't have any milk."
> "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
>
> GO GRANDMA.......