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Bar trick
Category:
Drink Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
D Harris
 JOKE TEXT


>> A Cajun walks into a bar with
>>
>> A pet alligator by his side.
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>>
>>
>> He puts the alligator up on the bar.
>>
>> He turns to the astonished patrons.
>>
>>
>>
>> "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this
>>alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.
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>>
>>
>> Then the gator will close his
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>> Mouth for one minute.
>>
>>
>>
>> "Then he'll open his mouth
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>> And I'll remove my unit unscathed.
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>> In return for witnessing this
>>
>> Spectacle,
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>> Each of you will buy me a drink."
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>>
>>
>>
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>> The crowd murmured their approval.
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>>
>>
>> The man stood up on the bar,
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>> Dropped his trousers,
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>> And placed his Johnson and related parts in the
>>alligator's open mouth.
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>>
>>
>> The gator closed his mouth
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>> As the crowd gasped.
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>> After a minute,
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>> The man grabbed a beer
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>> bottle and smacked the
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>> Alligator hard on the top of
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>> its head.
>>
>>
>>
>> The gator opened his mouth
>>
>> And the man removed his genitals unscathed as
>>promised.
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>>
>>
>> The crowd cheered,
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>> And the first of his free
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>> Drinks were delivered.
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>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> The man stood up again and made another offer.
>>"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
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>>
>>
>> A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a
>>hand went up in the back of the bar.
>>
>>
>>
>> A Blonde woman timidly
>>
>> Spoke up..........
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>> "I'll try it -
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>> Just don't hit me so hard
>>
>> with the beer bottle!"
>>


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