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THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
Category:
Love Jokes
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Contributor:
D Harris
 JOKE TEXT


THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
>
> Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S
> NIPPLES FOR?
> A: It's Braille for "suck here".
>
> Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
> A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down
> under."
>
> Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
> A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a
> Goodyear.
>
> Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
> A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
> But when
> they go, they take your house and car with them.
>
> Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP
> IN THE
> MORNING?
> A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch


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