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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY
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Kids Jokes
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Contributor:
D Harris
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
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>>(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
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>>like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
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>>keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10
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>>(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
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>>marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
>>who you're stuck with - Kristen, age 10
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>>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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>>(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
>>FOREVER by then - Camille, age 10
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>>(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
>>married
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>>- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
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>>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
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>>(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
>>yelling
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>>at the same kids - Derrick, age 8
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>>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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>>(1) Both don't want any more kids - Lori, age 8
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>>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
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>>(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
>>know
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>>each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
>>enough - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
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>>(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
>>Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date -
>>Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)
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>>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
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>>(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
>>newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
>>columns - Craig, age 9
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>>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
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>>(1) When they're rich - Pam, age 7 (I couldn't have said it better
>>myself)
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>>(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
>>mess
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>>with that - Curt, age 7 (Good Point)
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>>(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
>>marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do -
>>Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule)
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>>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
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>>(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
>>never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all
>>grossed out - Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)
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>>(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
>>someone to clean up after them - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
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>>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
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>>(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>>- Kelvin, age 8
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>>And the #1 Favourite is........
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>>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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>>(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
>>truck - Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)
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