10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
>9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
>8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an
>erection, make him a sandwich.
>7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use
>the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you
>still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
>5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
>dying of nothing.
>4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
>criticism.
>3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial tax
>cut saves you 50p?
>2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is
>weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
>1 We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of
>cars in Britain...... But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of
>illegal immigrants, terrorists and released foreign criminals are located.
> Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration.