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> WORDS WOMEN USE
>
> > FINE
> > this is the word women use to end an argument
> when they are right and you
> need to shut up.
> >
> > FIVE MINUTES
> > If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
> Five minutes is only five
> minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
> before helping around the house.
> >
> > NOTHING
> > This is the calm before the storm. This means
> "something," and you should
> be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in
> "Fine"
> >
> > GO AHEAD
> > This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
> >
> > LOUD SIGH
> > This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
> statement often
> misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
> and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with


> you over "Nothing"
> >
> > THAT'S OKAY
> > This is one of the most dangerous statements that
> a woman can make to a
> man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before


> deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
> >
> > THANKS
> > A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or
> faint. Just say you're
> welcome.
> >
>
> > Send this warning to the men you know to help
> them avoid, and deal with
> future arguments if they remember the terminology!
> >
> > And send it to your women friends to give them a
> good laugh!
> >
> > Oh, and before we forget ...
>
> > "Whatever"
> > ...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!