SOME DAYS NOTHING WORKS OUT....

A bad day

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next

to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.



"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.

"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went

to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have

no insurance.

I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered

my wallet it was still in the cab.

At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put

an end to my miserable life.

Then you show up and drink the damn poison.