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Another From The Classics Dept....
Category:
Girly Jokes
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Contributor:
D Harris
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Another From The Classics Dept....

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman
with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a
variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.

It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis,
so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely
disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic
hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read,
"Keep off the grass."

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on
the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."


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