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WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
Category:
Religious Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
D Harris
 JOKE TEXT


The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she
asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body
goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why
do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray,
you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands
first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny
said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy
had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm
coming!"
If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The nun fainted.



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