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GOOD:


A Saskatchewan police officer had a perfect spot to watch for

speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12

year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read

'RADAR TRAP AHEAD' The officer then found a young accomplice down the road

with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.


(And we used to just sell lemonade!)




BETTER:


A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an

automated radar post in Edmonton , AB. A $40 speeding ticket was included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police

responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.





BEST:



A young woman was pulled over for speeding in Saskatchewan . As the

Saskatchewan RCMP Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket

book, she said, I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the RCMP Ball.


He replied, 'Ma'am, Saskatchewan RCMP don't have balls.'


There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what

he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and drove off.


She was laughing too hard to start her car.




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