> Tiger Woods goes to Ireland in his BMW
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> On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a
> petrol station
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> in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant,
> obviously
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> knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner
> completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
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> "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods
> a quick
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> "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so
> two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
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> "What are dose?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees"
> replies
> Tiger.
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> "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
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> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
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> "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"
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