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WOMAN\'S DIARY
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WOMAN'S DIARY:


Thursday 20th Sept 2005


Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him - thought it might be that.


The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.


He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.


All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.


I just knew that something was wrong.


He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in.


He hesitated but followed.


I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.


After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed.


I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.


He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.


He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.


Cried myself to sleep -I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else.




MAN'S DIARY:


Thursday, 20th September 2005



Man City Lost. Gutted. Got a shag though


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