> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front

> of St. Peter at the

> Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind

> him. He asked, "What are

> all those clocks?"

>

> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone

> on earth has a

> Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your

> clock will move."

>

>

> "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

>

> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,

> indicating that she

> never told a lie."

>

> "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that

> one?"

>

> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's

> clock. The hands have

> moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies

> in his entire life."

>

> "Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

>

> "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as

> a ceiling fan."