Cricket joke


Billy was at school one morning in the outback and the teacher asked all
the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of
Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.


"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with
him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.


"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too
embarrassed to say."