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Jelly Babies
Category:
Mad Jokes
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Contributor:
joker
 JOKE TEXT




A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are
heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?"

The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always
end up getting my head kicked in."
So Smartie says, "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard
case, I'll look after you."

Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough,
as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.

After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As
soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table.

The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him,
breaking bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little
sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they
get bored and walk out.

Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table
and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and
says "I thought you were going to look after me."


"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f***ing menthol"





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