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SATURDAY NIGHT!!!
Category:
Girly Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
joker
 JOKE TEXT




>20 reasons when a girl should call it a night.....
>>
>>1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
>>
>>2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and
wiggling
>>your bottom while yelling "She Bangs She Bangs" is truly the hottest
dance move around!!!
>>
>>3. You've suddenly decided that you want to fight someone and you
honestly believe that you could do it too.
>>
>>4. In your last trip to the toilet you realise you now look more like
Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
>>
>>5. You drop your 3:00 a.m.kebab on the floor, pick it up and carry on
>>eating it.
>>
>>6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them
sooooo much.
>>
>>7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
>>
>>8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to
you.
>>
>>9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.
>>
>>10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
>>
>>11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so
you
>>decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotic.
>>
>>12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates
to
>>push you down the street in a shopping trolley.
>>
>>13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving
you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the
vodka.
>>
>>14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the
>>kitchen floor.
>>
>>15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T ta! ke this the
>>WRONG WAYbut..." or "NO, but seriously?"
>>
>>16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
>>
>>17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
>>
>>18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen
to be standing)
>>
>>19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to
cut
>>down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
>>
>>20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their
fault that you're having problems walking straight.



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