A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS
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> >A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the
> >TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
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> >She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
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> >When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
>start."
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> >This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
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> >When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
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> >"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
>your
> >fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around
> >like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
>iron
> >all day long?"
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> >The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."