>> A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a

>> party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited

>> Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

>>

>> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

>> Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters

>> and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

>>

>> At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating

>> gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the

>> nerve to jump in."

>>

>> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash

>> and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

>>

>> Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing

>> the gator in t! he eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts

>> and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator

>> through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

>>

>> The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the

>> gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the

>> gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy

>> then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him

>> in disbelief.

>>

>> Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million

>> dollars."

>>

>> "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

>>

>> The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the

>> bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

>>

>> "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

>>

>> The ho! st said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was

>> amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

>>

>> Again Leroy said no.

>>

>> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

>>

>> Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool

>>