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>>>>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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>>>>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
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>>>>close the door This question tests whether you tend to do simple
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>>>>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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>>>>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
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>>>>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
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>>>>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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>>>>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
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>>>>You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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>>>>Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
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>>>>you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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>>>>4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
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>>>>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you
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>>>>been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
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>>>>This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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>>>>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
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>>>>professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
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>>>>preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says
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>>>>conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the
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>>>>brains of a four-year-old.
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>>>>Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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>>>>PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
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