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The following short quiz
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The following short quiz



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>>>>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
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>>>>whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for
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>>>>answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
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>>>>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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>>>>close the door This question tests whether you tend to do simple
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>>>>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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>>>>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
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>>>>You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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>>>>Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
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>>>>This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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>>>>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
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>>>>preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says
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>>>>Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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>>>>PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
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